Jay's Book O' Crap
   
Confusiouse
 
*Confusious say baseball wrong,man with 4 balls cannot walk.

*Confusious say man who goes to bed with sexual problem wakes up with solution.

*cConfusious say it takes many nails to build a bed but only one screw to fill it.
 
Pets
you've all heard the jokes about crossing a shistsu with a bulldog and getting a bull shit but i've got one that will flip your lid.

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a poodle.
A: A dead dog with an 18 inch asshole
 
Famouse presidential sayings
1)Nixon now more than ever.

2)four score and seven years ago.

3)Ask not what yo;;ur country can do for you but what you can do for your country.

4)I did not have sexual relations with that woman
 
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